{"id":968,"date":"2010-07-21T22:47:41","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T02:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=968"},"modified":"2010-07-21T22:54:29","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T02:54:29","slug":"werido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=968","title":{"rendered":"Werido?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About a week ago I noticed that the rear window of our new car sported some graffiti. It must have been done by someone who spends less time on gravel roads than I do and doesn&#8217;t appreciate the futility of keeping a car washed if you do travel on gravel roads.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/07\/werido.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As best I could make out, it said, &#8220;Hi! Yo! Waz up homi werido!&#8221; I particularly liked &#8220;werido.&#8221; Not that I always spell weird correctly, but I do usually keep the e and the i next to each other. Is the perpetrator calling me a werido, or does he want me to offer that greeting to people driving behind me? (Maybe I&#8217;m just showing my ignorance. &#8220;werido&#8221; is listed in the Urban Dictionary.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About a week ago I noticed that the rear window of our new car sported some graffiti. It must have been done by someone who spends less time on gravel roads than I do and doesn&#8217;t appreciate the futility of keeping a car washed if you do travel on gravel roads. As best I could &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=968\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Werido?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=968"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":970,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions\/970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}