{"id":432,"date":"2007-08-15T12:23:44","date_gmt":"2007-08-15T16:23:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=432"},"modified":"2007-08-15T12:23:44","modified_gmt":"2007-08-15T16:23:44","slug":"ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=432","title":{"rendered":"Ouch ouch ouch ouch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me running from a bunch of angry yellow jackets.<\/p>\n<p>That hadn&#8217;t happened to me in fifty years. When I was a kid my family spent our summer vacations on Lyme Rock Farm in Benson, Vermont. We spent a lot of our time fishing, swimming in Sunset Lake, and walking around the pasture. One day probably in 1957 or &#8217;56 I was playing softball with Eddie Blais in the side yard, across the driveway from the house. He hit the ball over my head, over the berry patch, high into a tree behind me. Seconds later he was standing there laughing at me as I ran and jumped around, slapping my head like a crazy person for no reason he could see. Seconds later than that he was running and jumping around, slapping his head like a crazy person, as the wasps whose nest the ball had hit found him too.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I was mowing the grass in the backyard in Newton. There were some yellow jackets flying around a leftover section of fence that&#8217;s in the middle of the yard, but I didn&#8217;t pay them any attention. Not, that is, until I bumped the mower into the fence, or mowed so close to it that I set it vibrating. There must be a nest under it, because the wasps turned nasty. I brushed a couple off my arms before I got smart enough to run away from the area. I&#8217;m sure I felt a couple of pinpricks that didn&#8217;t develop into full-fledged stings, but still three of them got me pretty well. Ouch ouch ouch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me running from a bunch of angry yellow jackets. That hadn&#8217;t happened to me in fifty years. When I was a kid my family spent our summer vacations on Lyme Rock Farm in Benson, Vermont. We spent a lot of our time fishing, swimming in Sunset Lake, and walking around the pasture. One day &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=432\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ouch ouch ouch ouch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}