{"id":37,"date":"2005-12-01T00:10:19","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T04:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=37"},"modified":"2005-12-01T00:10:19","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T04:10:19","slug":"felting-murphys-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Felting Murphy&#8217;s Law?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there a Murphy&#8217;s Law about felting? That woolen things that you don&#8217;t want to felt will, and ones you want to felt won&#8217;t? I tried cooking my big mittens this evening, wringing and mushing them, and dumping them in ice water, but they don&#8217;t seem to have felted. I&#8217;ll settle for having knit mittens big enough to go over gloves, though, so I&#8217;m not awfully upset. And I guess I should wait and see what happens when they dry, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there a Murphy&#8217;s Law about felting? That woolen things that you don&#8217;t want to felt will, and ones you want to felt won&#8217;t? I tried cooking my big mittens this evening, wringing and mushing them, and dumping them in ice water, but they don&#8217;t seem to have felted. I&#8217;ll settle for having knit mittens &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=37\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Felting Murphy&#8217;s Law?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}