{"id":299,"date":"2006-11-23T01:47:27","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T05:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=299"},"modified":"2008-10-09T01:36:39","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T05:36:39","slug":"read-weep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Read, weep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the turnpike, backed up from the tolls,<br \/>\nTo Grandmother&#8217;s house we go.<br \/>\nThe GPS knows the way to navigate the SUV<br \/>\nThrough the globally warming drizzle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s as far as I got. Anyone want to collaborate on it, or is it too sad?\n<\/p>\n<p><!--ebf55f5717766574535fc7929e64d20d--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the turnpike, backed up from the tolls, To Grandmother&#8217;s house we go. The GPS knows the way to navigate the SUV Through the globally warming drizzle&#8230; That&#8217;s as far as I got. Anyone want to collaborate on it, or is it too sad?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}