{"id":1155,"date":"2017-06-04T09:11:03","date_gmt":"2017-06-04T14:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=1155"},"modified":"2017-06-04T09:11:03","modified_gmt":"2017-06-04T14:11:03","slug":"covfefe-explanation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=1155","title":{"rendered":"Covfefe explanation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer: I did not see this happen. I do not have a keylogger on Trump&#8217;s computer to watch keystroke by keystroke. This is just my hypothetical reconstruction of what happened.<\/p>\n<p>Claimer: I have not read this elsewhere. This is original work. To the extent this may correspond with any other explanation, it merely corroborates the plausibility of that other explanation.<\/p>\n<p>So, to understand what happened, we need the context:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; bad press covfefe&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is that so mysterious?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; bad press cov&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; now we can read it. Undoubtedly &#8220;coverage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, here we are, in the Oval Office at 3 AM. Trump types<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; bad press coverage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s next? His famously short attention span has given out, and he can&#8217;t remember what he was thinking of.<\/p>\n<p>[Thinks]<br \/>\n[One finger rests on the backspace key. It auto-repeats five times.]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; bad press cov&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[Thinks]<br \/>\n[Absentmindedly drums fingers on the desk. Except they&#8217;re not on the desk, they&#8217;re on the &#8220;f&#8221; and &#8220;e&#8221; keys]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;bad press covfefe&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[Dozes off]<br \/>\n[Wakes up]<\/p>\n<p>Huh? I never finished sending this!<\/p>\n<p>[No need to look at it. Hits &#8220;Tweet&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and that&#8217;s how it happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer: I did not see this happen. I do not have a keylogger on Trump&#8217;s computer to watch keystroke by keystroke. This is just my hypothetical reconstruction of what happened. Claimer: I have not read this elsewhere. This is original work. To the extent this may correspond with any other explanation, it merely corroborates the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/?p=1155\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Covfefe explanation&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rollingonone.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}